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ABCs of Redemption Anna, Give it Up Already! 101: Intro to MessiJudaism 102: Intro to MessiJudaism 103: Intro to MessiJudaism 104: Intro to MessiJudaism The Aleph-Bet! Apples, Onions, & Pomegranates Clean & Unclean Foods Circumcision & the Feasts Circumcision II Circumcision III Controversy in our Lives Creation & Shabbath Tu B'Shevat Feast 1: Passover ~~Our Passover ~~The Four Cups ~~Pesach's Problems Passover Thoughts Feast 2: Unleavened Bread ~~Counting the Omer ~~Lag B'Omer Apostolic Omer Fulfillment? Feast 3: FirstFruits ~~Is Firstfruits a Feast? ~~Follow-up to Firstfruits ~~Firstfruits: Mimouna! Leaving Egypt The Other Side of the Sea Song of Moses Bitter Waters 14 Iyyar Ascension Day! Feast 4: The Jewish Shavuot ~~The Messianic Pentecost ~~Presenting Our Pentecost Tammuz 17 Tish B'Av Thirty and Forty (Days) Time of the Gentiles Elul: Prep Time (2010) Elul: Prep Time (2008) Elul Countdown Chains Elul Bingo Card Feast 5: Rosh Hashannah ~~When is Rosh Ha'Shana? ~~Doing Rosh Ha'Shanah ~~Taslich: Casting sins ~~2006 RH in Pictures ~~2009 Feast in Pictures ~~2010 Feast in Pictures ~~2012 Feast in Pictures 10 Days of Awe Feast 6:Yom Kippur ~~Yom Kippur Rapture ~~2012 YK/Sukkot Pictures Feast 7: Sukkot! ~~Booths & Prepping! ~~A Savior born on Sukkot ~~Shakin' the Lulav! ~~Sukkot Family Banners ~~Sukkotabernacle! ~~Sukkot's Living Water ~~7th Day:Hoshana Rabbah ~~8th Day:Shemini Atzeret ~~9th Day:Simchat Torah! Cheshvan 17 - Day of the Dead Cheshvan 17 - Ark Day Feast 8:The Hanukkah Story ~~Messiah in Hanukkah ~~Hanukkah Happenings ~~Hanukkah & The Tree ~~The Hanukkah Menorah ~~More Four in the Driedel ~~Hanukkah & the Rapture Feast 9: What is Purim? ~~Haman's 10 Sons ~~Purim & the Future Hold On! Holy Epistle: Galatians (a review of an FFoZ book) Judaism & Marriage Jew or Christian? The Law isn't for Me! The Law isn't for me II
The Wonder of a Niddah The Beauty of a Mikvah (see "Purification Problem") Mixing Fabrics Mosiach ben Yosef/David New Moons New Moons II Our True Purpose Purification Problem Purification & Baptism Sabbath Pt 1 & 2 The Messianic Box The Name above All Names Numbers in the NT So which Tribe are you? Something's Not Right Ten Days, Two Brides Torah Observance: Part I Torah Observance: Part II Torah Observance: Part III Tsit-Tsit What is Talmud? What to Keep Wrong Messianic Teaching Yehovah vs. Yeshua 2009 Fall Feast Chart
SPIRITUAL MATTERS
Anna on Attitude Baptism 101 Be Intolerant (Dobson) Beliefs I - II - III Biblical Love Posts ~~Biblical Love ~~Biblical Love Revisted ~~Four Factor ~~More Four ~~Even More Four ~~Four in the Feasts ~~Love is our purpose Bloggers in the hands of an angry God Christ Offensive Christian Purpose Circumcision Come after Me Confessing Christians Connection Question 1 - 2 Conscious Habits Cut of the Cloth Don't Worry, Be Happy Dying to self Eagles vs. Turkeys Equipping the Saints Faith & Works Follow Me The Four Seasons Freedom in Christ Get right in Gethsemane God & Patterns God's Bio God on Guns
Grace & Spirit Ignorance/Wrong thinking In it, not of it Irrational Faith Is God Tolerant? Is it really Evil? Is your Faith Offensive? Jacob's Blessing/Esau's Curse Jacob's Prophetic Ladder> Key to Happiness The Law isn't for Me! The Law isn't for me II Legalism Issues ~~Added Commandments ~~Judging the World ~~Profanity: What the Hell? ~~Profanity: Revisited ~~Profanity: X-ianity Today ~~Profanity: Sabbath Healing ~~Profanity and Nonnies ~~Headcoverings ~~That Christian Glow ~~Righteous/Self-righteous ~~Frumpy Women Syndrome ~~Tattoos Taboo? ~~Xianity & Entert'ment Letter to a Skeptic Lord, Liar, Lunatic Marriage/Relationships ~~Biblical Mate-finding ~~Biblical Divorce Post ~~Love Languages ~~Wives: Submit! ~~No Stone to Throw ~~H is for Homophobic ~~The Gay Debate ~~Sex and God Movie Spirituality ~~Matrix: Biblical Allegory ~~Matrix: Reloaded ~~Matrix: Revolutions ~~Matrix/Passion ~~Free Your Mind ~~Harry Potter I - II - III ~~Judas & The Matrix ~~The Merovingian ((a DaVinci Code post)) ~~H is for Homophobic ~~The Last Starfighter ~~Is Twilight Evil? ~~Changed Incorruptible I ~~Changed Incorruptible II Miraculous Restoration My Marah My Personal Laodicea Missions: A Religious Racket On Getting Angry On Impressing Others Once Saved, Always Saved? One Hundred Twenty-Seven Our personal cross Our Rocks OT Punishment/NT World Parachute, The (Cameron) PastorChat 1 - 2 - 3 Patterns & Intelligent Design Participation Factor People of the Bible ~~Bringing in Balaam ~~Earth's Ruler: Adam? ~~Elkanah - Dissin' My Man ~~Faith like Father Abraham ~~Judas: The Betrayer ~~Judas in Heaven? ~~A Look at Lamech ~~Lot's Wife: Why Salt? ~~Naschon's Leap ~~Nathanael Knew ~~Noah's Wife ~~The Night Belshazzar Died ~~Paul: Apostle or Imposter ~~Mary of Bethany ~~Sarah's Husband Test ~~Simon the Zealot ~~The Twelve ~~The Two Wives ~~Who is Yeshua? Praying after Meals Predestination I - II - III Present a Wonder Present Perfect I - II Proverbs 31 Preparedness Rationalizing Ignorance "Real Christians" Real Seeker Repentance Respecting Choices Running Hot & Cold Self-esteem & the Bible Sharpening Iron Sluggard vs. Saint Something & Nothing Sower's Seeds Spiritual Discernment Spiritual Dyslexia Spiritual Gifts I - II Spirit World Pt I - Pt II Stuff-chasing (by Shaun) Three days in the... Grave? Three Days or not? Twelve vs. Seven Twelve Talk: The Zodiac Two steps back Where's God when I'm Scared? Who do you listen to? You are what you Think
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DANIEL'S PROPHECIES
The Statue The Four Beasts The Little Horn The Ram & the Goat Messiah Math The Kings I The Kings II Daniel & the Last Seven Years More from Daniel Daniel & the Rapture Daniel & The Jubilees
BIBLE TIMELINES Church Era Timeline 1 Samuel: Timeline? Biblical Timeline Enoch's Timeline Ezra: Timeline to the end? Isaiah 21 Timeline Isaiah 30 Timeline Isaiah 49 - 65 Timeline Jeremiah 23 Timeline Jeremiah Weirdness SMS & END TIMES ~~The SixMonth Suggestion ~~Seal Two Fulfilled ~~Survival & the SMS ~~12/2008 & the SMS ~~If... Then ~~2009 look at the SMS ~~Seal Five Apology ~~Six month Scenarios ~~2010: Is it the Year? ~~Seal One Apology Olivet Timeline I Olivet Timeline II Olivet Timeline III Olivet Timeline IV Olivet Timeline V Olivet Timeline VI SMS: What's Next I SMS: What's Next II SMS: What's Next III SMS & Spring Feasts SMS & a new Timeline A Jewish Timeline? That Darn Circle Day No Man Knows Revelation 9B Releasing Winds SMS: Looking at 2012 The SMS2012 chart That Darn Circle II SMS: Lowering it Down 2012 SMS Summary End of the SMS Post SMS apology Rev 7:The Split-Away Verse Rev 7:The Verse I Missed Rev 7: Wind Recap Rev 7: I screwed up Rev 7: Parenthetical Rev 7: 2 periods of Three Rev 7: The Summary
THE RAPTURE Children & the Rapture Covered by Faith Debunking Post-Trib Great 'falling away' Is there a Rapture? No Man Knoweth No Man Knoweth II Place & the Preps PreWrath Post I Prewrath: 6-month Suggestion Prewrath problem Pre-Wrath vs. Mid-Trib Rapture Gallery The Rapture & The Bible When will the Rapture Be? Prepping Others for your Rapture Hanukkah & the Rapture
PROPHECY (in chronologial order) ~~ WHY NOW? ~~ Anna and Prophecy Anna's Opinion An Abomination AntiChrist True and False As in the Days of Noe Behold Coming Mahdi, The Damascus Four Do's & Don'ts End Times Graph Fifteen & Redemption Give it Up Already! Hopi Prophecy & Scripture The Martyrs (Seal 6 Apology) Matthew 24 vs. Revelation 6 Matthew 25: Ten Virgins The Mayan Mistake? The Millennium Factor Number Crunching Plagues n' Judgments Plagues n' Judgments II Prophecy: Keep Watch! Prophecy Summary Prophecy & the Feasts I Prophecy & the Feasts II Prophecy & the Feasts III Prophecy and the Feasts IV Prophecy & the Feasts IVa Prophecy & the Feasts V
Regarding Resurrections Reptilian Reality? Sanhedrin Reorganises! SixSixSix Sixes & Sevens Strange Convictions Temple in the End Times Three of a Kind? The Two View Two View Redux
The Two Witnesses Voice in the Wilderness Warning of Three Watching for What? Widow & the Drought 1000 yrs of Technology 1948: A Prediction Fulfilled 2003: The start of fulfillment? 2004: Prophecy Fulfillments 2007: A Prophetic Year 7/1/07's Seal? The Distraction Deception Peter the Roman: Blair? Blitz: The End in 2015? The Oil and the Wine The Earthquake Thing Solar & Polar Ure, Blitz, and 2012 Blitz Boloney Herb vs. George Trib Stances Birth Pangs When Webbots Confirm Me The Coming Quake Daniel & the Jubilees Year 5770/1 Cord of Mosiach How could He Know? Jewish Take on Prophecy The 5771 Ushpizin The Latter Rains I The Latter Rains II Knowing what Man shouldn't Testing the EMP? Time of no Truth? Beginning of the End? Here for the Duration? It's Coming Devorah's Message The Josef Code The Josef Code II The Last Week The Prophecy The Prophecy II The Cosmic Clock: 5772 Terence's Timeline Prophecies for 5773 He who will Pour Out The Earliest Pesach The Pouring Out
NOTEWORTHY NEWS (in chronologial order)
Brief Facts on Israel Messianic Seal Ten Kings News & a Sign Gog/Magog re:Iraq Fun to play with Whore on the Beast 10-horned Beast Horn Plucking Terrorism & Ramadan Catholicism & World Religion One Nation Under Nothing Herb: Two in the Way The Solana Stance Temple Projections Three horns, Three scenarios A Seven year Treaty? Solana Interview Contiguous Pal State Pope JPII DIES! The Secret of Gaza Why Peace in 2 Years? The Hidden Mahdi A Sobering Reality in America One World Surveillance Electro-Magnetic Pulse (EMP) Circle of Power Rabbi reveals Messiah's Name Tale of Two Men Wish I were Smarter King of the North George & the G20 Remergeance of the Big Three The Altar building begins! Where is Israel Going? Word on the Street Sanhedrin & Sacrifice Rationales, Reactions WEU disbands & more God in the Ash Cloud An Oil Catastrophe Gulf Spill = Trump 2? Sea Becomes Blood Three Gorges Dam Think o' Sinhole Three Gorges Redux Russia Reloaded Checkin' in with China 1/11/11 1/12/11 Timeline of Die-offs Egypt Prophecies 3/18/113/29/11 3/31/11 Homer, History, & Hashem The Imam and Shavout Norway, Ishmael & Esau Solana is back? T'was the week before Elul 8/31/11 9/19/11 11/21/11 Elul's Timeline 12/2/11 12/3/11 12/15/11 12/19/11 12/21/11 Oil Seal Found! The End of Noteworthies Papal Problems? How's it Going? February Fireballs Poised at Purim Purim War I and II Seeing Signs, Hearing Words Transit of Venus Double Trouble & Other News 2012 Israeli War Timeline Weather Changes Israel Revisited Returno de Solana Chelyabinsk Meteor Benny the Rat Retires! As Lightning Strikes Meet Pope Frank
BIBLICAL ASTRONOMY (in chronologial order) Astronomy Timeline Signs in the Heavens II - III - IV - V - VI - VII - VIII IX - X - XI - XII - XIII - XIV Signs Overview Summer 2007 alignments/dates Sept Signs (07) XV - XVI - XVIII Musing on Macholz Bombing the Moon XIX - XX - XXI Summer 2010 alignments/dates XXIII - XXIV - XXV XXVI - XXVII - XXVIII XXIX - XXX Christ's Comet? 12/21/2010 Blue Moon 2010 May Alignment Elenin and Elul coming Cross-Quarter Day XXXI - XXXII - XXXIII Twelve & Seven XXXIV - XXXV Pending PANSTARRS 2013 Updates The Chelyabinsk Message Amazing Alignments


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| FiNaL uPDaTe!!
- I have all the Messianic posts, False Teaching, Daniel, Timeline, SMS, Rapture, Spiritual, Prophecy, Noteworthy, Astronomy, general Home Ed, Lapbook, SotW and Proverbs 31 posts transferred. That's 678 posts, moved one by one. WHEW! I even moved over pretty much everything from March thru the Xanga announcement. It's NICE!!
- The sidebar at the new blog LOOKS like a working archive, but I have not yet hooked the posts up to the newly moved posts. So they'll take you here... for now. I'm working on this, next. In the meantime, if you want something on the sidebar at my WordPress site, just type the name in the search box, and it'll come up. Easy-peasy!
- All links on my Pinterest have been changed, but unfortunately if you have links to any of them on YOUR Pinterest, they'll still take you here... so you have to delete them and get them anew. I'm sorry - I can't help that it doesn't update what you've pinned, and there's no way to notify people who pinned from me.
- I'm not going to do the home renovations (too picture intensive), the 'Luvv' series (too personal), or the art posts (again, picture intensive). So they'll have to go by the wayside. Choices have to be made.
- My friend Cagey asked an interesting question: Xanga needs $60K to stay open. So... if they raise $52K... do they get to keep it and close, anyhow? That thought explained why she felt they were blackmailing us to me REALLY well... which is why I'm not helping, and not staying.
- I also helped Lydia to move her entire blog over to Wordpress, since she hasn't posted much (and has only been here since 2010). Isaac is 'coming of blogging age in my household' this year, so he'll be getting a blog, soon, too... which will also be at Wordpress. How fun!
- Someone asked me what happens if Xanga raises the $$ and stays open. I think I might keep this as my ‘archive’, but continue at WordPress. I like it there, better, and I wasn’t sure I would. But it’s FREE, there’s moderated commenting, I have double sidebars, it’s FREE, it’s easier to ‘follow’ people, the support seems stronger, the HTML is easier to work with, the buttons don’t pull up stupid pop-up windows to change the color, it’s FREE… ((grins!)) I love the way you can edit the link addresses, I love the way they give us control, here. I even love the layout look better, overall. It’s nicer there!
So am I happy? YES! It's wonderful. Apparently I just needed a kick in the pants to make the leap to something better!
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| As posted by Xanga God, John
It's hard to believe, but Xanga has been around for over a dozen years. In that time, we've soared to great heights... and then come back down to earth. Through it all, we've stayed with the site for over a decade now.
We're now at a crossroads, as our lease is up soon on the networking facility where we've been hosting our servers. As the status quo is no longer possible, we've been working to figure out the best way for the Xanga community to move forward. We've seen other sites go down different paths... some have sold their sites to the highest bidder, while others have doubled on their own platform. The thing is, it's really hard to grow a social site that has fallen from previous heights. MySpace, Friendster, LiveJournal... lots of people have tried to resurrect these sites, and it has rarely, if ever, worked. ...I believe that [in] a plan that could give Xanga a fresh lease on life. And life is the key word, as our options look like this: Door #1: We can't afford to renew our expensive lease at our networking facility, so we would have to offer everyone a free download of their blog posts, and shut down the site. :( Door #2: We would find a way to port Xanga to open source blogging software like WordPress, and reinvent the site together with the community. We strongly favor Door #2, but need your help to pull it off. It would require two things to open that door: time and money. I'm willing to work for free, but we'd still need roughly $60k to open door #2. Because of this cost, we would have to move Xanga to a paid model, where bloggers pay for hosting for their blogs. I would donate our time to get things up and running... but programmers and webmasters would still need to be paid to relaunch the site. So we are launching a Kickstarter-style fundraising effort, with the following rewards: - A year-long Xanga blogging membership ($48)
- Two year-long Xanga blogging memberships ($96)
- Three year-long Xanga blogging memberships ($144)
- Four year-long Xanga blogging memberships ($192)
- Five year-long Xanga blogging memberships ($240)
We have been busy assessing the feasibility all this, and started the work necessary to launch Xanga 2.0! If we can raise $60k by July 15th, we will be able to keep the site up! If not, we will understand and will use the time between now and then to help users download their data. .. no matter how things turn out, we've made it so that all members (Classic and Premium) can generate and download a backup of their data through July 15th: http://www.xanga.com/private/archives.aspx Beyond that, here are the key dates for the next two months or so: * May 30th: We launch this fundraiser, and continue our work building a WordPress version of Xanga. We will contact our registered members to let them know about the fundraiser, and also allow any and all users to download their blogs and media files for free. * July 15th: If we've raise $60k, then we will move over to the new WordPress version on this date. If we haven't raised $60k, then this will be the last date that Xanga is up and running. If our fundraiser is successful, we will be migrating over the logins of every single one of our Xanga users. So all of your friends and subs will transfer over to the new system, and anyone will be able to subscribe or comment on blogs. In the new Xanga system, people will be able to comment and subscribe for free; the fees will only be for members who want to host a blog.
aNNa'S NoTe: Xanga looks to be closing. I don't believe that Xanga is going about this correctly. When someone is financially in trouble, the first thing they need to do is to pare down the extras, cut out the excess, and tighten the belt. What is Xanga doing? They're trying to raise money to maintain the status quo. That's irresponsible thinking, to my mind.
The other thing Xanga is doing wrong is telling people that they will have to pay for Xanga (via WordPress) in the future. Now, I already pay for Xanga... but I have a FREE WordPress just gathering dust over there... so WHY would I pay for the Xanga version of WordPress when I have free WordPress? And you can bet everyone and their brothers will feel the same way. Further, Xanga is 'fundraising' $60K by July 15th in order to even DO that... that's on top of paying for a not-so free WordPress via Xanga. Are you noting the stupidity, here? NOBODY with half a brain is going to do this. And if they only raise $50K... do they get to keep it and close? Bah...
What do I think? I think Xanga's rent is due, and they can't afford as big a place as they have, so they should downsize and go it smaller. Get rid of 'pulse', get rid of 'chat' (that's what FB is for), get rid of 'top blogger', get rid of 'skins' and 'reviews' and 'audioblog'. All that extra stuff? Ditch it.
Send out an e-mail to all Xanga accounts that have not had activity in the past three months. Say that if there is no activity by June 30th, the site will be closed down. Do you know how much space that would free up - all the pictures and data that would be shed in just THAT move? Heck, of the 127 people I used to read, here, only THREE are still blogging - the rest are at Facebook, and don't plan on coming back. SHED them. Save room. Tighten the belt. THIS is what should be done. Xanga is a blog host, not a social network. You have to stay true to what you are - or you spread too thin, and falter... exactly as they are, now.
If needed, go to all-Premium, and have everyone pay $36 for their blog (That's cheaper than WordPress' paid acct by $60!). Those who don't want to can bail, but those who do (and are loyal) would do it, willingly. But after downsizing from an inactive user shed and an extra-feature purge, they should be in FAR better shape. They could move to a smaller space, and stay viable. They wouldn't NEED to raise $60K by July 15th, or close up forever.
Personally, I'm a little unhappy with the way this is being handled. But then, I'm MORE than a little stressed at what's going down. I've posted just about every single day here for almost THIRTEEN YEARS... do you have ANY idea how much data that is????
Here's where MY issues come in: Xanga is allowing us to archive our whole sha-bang, and download it to our PCs. BUT... the format of the archives is not compatible with other blog hosts. In other words, I can't take that Xanga archive and plug it into WordPress and transfer everything over. It's not possible.
SO! I for the next 45 days, I'm going to be going out-of-my-head, and flat-in-the-hiney while trying to cut/paste all of my posts from JUST the sidebar links (and homeschool links) to my free WordPress - one by one. It's the only way I can think of to transfer my stuff over... the important stuff, anyhow. I run into problems where my pictures uploaded to Xanga aren't going to be available, but are linked inside of the posts... so this is NOT an easy process - I have to save them to my PC, re-upload them to WP, and then re-insert them into the posts. Oi. My. Vey. And I'm going to lose all of the comments people have left here... there's no way to transfer them. So I lose your insight. (((sigh!)))
So there's the skinny. I'm moving.
I'm a little scared and overwhelmed. So bear with me... I'm getting at setting up. Not by choice, but that's the way life goes, I guess! | | |
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| Friday Funkiness
It's PAYDAY!!!! How awesome... money! And also not awesome, because it's the payday after vacation, which means it's Payday: Intensive Version. Because I need to sit down and get to color-coding my check register orange for everything vacation-related, and tying all of that to the income tax transfer designated 'vacation'. I know that's anal, but I like to code things, so it's easier to figure what we spent on vacation, what we did with the income tax. Brian bought new tires for his truck this morning, too, so that's another transfer from income tax, with color-coding in green, since it's a single-time purchase, not a week-long incursion on the income tax $$. And yes, why yes, my check register is very colorful... because all ATM/POS purchases are coded blue. Balancing the checkbook is intensive, at my house. In case you wondered. Which I'm sure you didn't, but there's a little more insight into my particular level of psychosis.
PS: Speaking of psychosis... I thought I'd share with you how wack I am: when we discovered the basement was an inch underwater on Wednesday, I called Brian's work - I thought he might have a suggestion for me to try to get the sump working, again. Brian's boss (read: THE OWNER) answered the phone, "Workplace Industries, this is Mike." And I'm used to getting Very-Uninterested Front-Desk Patty on the phone, so that threw me off. I don't TALK to big bosses... ever. Sometimes not-gay Gary (who sounds gay, and wears sweaters with animals on them, but is happy married with children) answers the phone in his high-pitched voice, but I'm good with him, like Patty ... but I'm NOT good with Mike-the Boss. He's the BOSS, hello!
So I put on my Anna-Is-Professional tone (which sounds like Office Barbie), and said, "Yes, may I speak to Brian, please?" (which, to be fair, is what I always say when I call, even when I get V.U.F.DPatty on the phone, just not with the same, stiff posture). Anyhow, Mike-the-Boss says, "Certainly... who may I ask is speaking?" And... and... that was IT. First of all, neither Patty nor Gary ever question me, they just say, "One moment, please." and page Brian. I did not CALL to be interrogated, not even one question's worth. I'm already on tinterhooks, having to converse with Mike-the-Boss, and now he's QUESTIONING me? Should I tell him that it's Brian's ball-n-chain, and I realize that it's not lunch or break, but in my defense, it truly is an emergency, my basement is wall to wall water, and I'm in crisis? Does he even need to KNOW this? He shouldn't even be asking me who I am!!! In spite of this HUGE internal discourse, I answer, "This is Brian's wife." in my most pleasant voice, hiding my complete hackles-up, totally on-edge true condition... and his voice gets pleased/pleasant (?!?!??!) and he says, "Ah! Just a moment."
And meanwhile, I'm all shades of bristles on the other end of the line, thinking, "You should NOT be asking me questions. I don't like questions. I don't like bosses. I don't want to explain anything to you - who I am is not relevant. I called to speak to Brian, not you. I don't like this. I'm feeling defensive, and it's YOUR fault!" Of course he knows none of this. He thinks I'm a little, happy, blonde housewife with a Barbie voice and plastic manners, on hold. But I was SERIOUSLY traumatized... because of my own personal, unique level of psychosis. ((This is why I mostly avoid phones, at ALL costs.)) And Brian laughed his HINEY off as I went into this whole rant on the way to dance class, later that night, trying to convey my anxiety and the situation there. I got over this... it took about three days, and... well, okay. I wasn't completely over this.
But as I was writing my payday FB status here, today, Brian called (his daily noon call). He says his workplace is sponsoring the Grand Rapids Whitecaps (baseball) a night in August, and the whole shop and their families are invited, and there'll be a BBQ on the deck. Thing is, everyone else is signing up 2-4 people... we have SEVEN. Yikes. I initially told him to ask them if there's a limit to the number of people an employee brings (because I could stay home with the littler kids)... but he seems to think we should ALL go. Okay... but then the gravity of the situation hit me. ALL of his co-workers (and bosses) and their WIVES are going to be there. With anti-social Anna and her herd of noisy, crazy, BBQ-dripping children.
I... no longer think this is a good idea. I don't like people, or BBQs, or sports. Or co-workers, or bosses, or their wives. We won't be able to pull off good behavior for THAT long, with THAT many kidlets. We shouldn't go. It's a bad idea. Brian just laughed and told me not to even THINK about starting to talk myself out of it, because we're going. He's tickled as all get-out over the fact that - by the end of our phone conversation (HATE phones!!) - I was a complete train wreck. I think my psychosis may kill me, with this one. If I'm dead by August, you'll know what got me. I may be sick today... just finding out about this.
And now you have something to laugh at. The little blue update is now massive and green and... crazy as hell. But then, look who's writing it. Anyhow... I gots t'go. There's a checkbook register needing some colors and numbers. So... talk to you later. If I don't die of a self-induced aneurysm over all of this. | | |
| Got the hay/feed storage and the chicken coop cleaned out from the winter. 'Nother job done... just the goat barn and compost pile left. But today was it's OWN level of stink... so let's think about the rest another day.
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